19、 恋爱什么也不像，就像他自己：她撒娇嗲，处于童年期；她躁动不安，处于青春期；她喜怒无常，处于更年期；她耳聋眼花，处于老年期。作者: Charlie Z. Song 时间: 05-12-26 03:45
Mother-In-Law
Ernie K. Doe
1961
Mother-in-law, Mother-in-law
Mother-in-law, Mother-in-law
The worst person I know,
Mother-In-Law, Mother-In-Law,
she worries me so,
Mother-In-Law, Mother-In-Law
If she leaves us alone
we would have a happy home,
sent from down below,
Mother-In-Law, Mother-In-Law,
Mother-In-Law, Mother-In-Law
Satan (Sin) should be her name,
Mother-In-Law, Mother-In-Law,
to me they’re about the same,
Mother-In-Law, Mother-In-Law
Every time I open my mouth,
she steps in and tries to put me out,
how could she stoop so low,
Mother-In-Law, Mother-In-Law,
Mother-In-Law, Mother-In-Law
I come home with my pay,
Mother-In-Law, Mother-In-Law,
she asks me what I made,
Mother-In-Law, Mother-In-Law
She thinks her advice is a contribution,
but if she will leave that will be the solution
and don't come back no more,
Mother-In-Law, Mother-In-Law,
Mother-In-Law, Mother-In-Law
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