一个进来的人不得不回的帖子
一只老鼠伤心地向妈妈哭着，妈妈问：怎么了。老鼠说道：他们都笑我笨。妈妈安慰道：这没什么，有一个正在看这个帖子不回的人比你还。。。。。。。小老鼠问道：是吗？为什么？妈妈解释道：硬实拿他和你比起来，他有两点不同：一是他比你还会吃，二是你比他聪明
有一个女的在洗澡，这时她家里养的鹦鹉看见了就说道：看见了看见了。女子气道：再说拨光你的毛。过了几天，家里来了个光头客人，鹦鹉见了就说道：你也看见了？
这个客人就是在下，至于那个女的就是看了这个帖子不回的人或者是他的女友。
看了赶快回吧，这样就不会落在你的身上
笑一笑，忧郁少 a: did you see it?
b: no, i didn't see it.
a: i know you saw it.
b: i am looking but didn't see anything.
a: you said i am nothing?
b: no, no, no, i mean, i know you are bathing, but i didn't trouble myself to have a careful look.
a: you mean it isn't worthy looking at me?
b: My God!!!!! yes, you are beautiful, OK? i am a young boy, OK? a beautiful girl is bathing while a young boy is entering the room, do you know what is happening NEXT?
Now the question is:
what's going to happen NEXT?
Ladies and Gentlemen: please help me find an answer, thanks!!!!!!! Dear XIONG FEI:
Welcome here!!!
Anybody please do me a great favour translating this into Chinese??????
MY question is:
what's going to be NEXT/????? 一只老鼠伤心地向妈妈哭着，妈妈问：怎么了。老鼠说道：他们都笑我笨。妈妈安慰道：这没什么，有一个正在看这个帖子不回的人比你还。。。。。。。
小老鼠问道：是吗？为什么？妈妈解释道：硬实拿他和你比起来，他有两点不同：一是他比你还会吃，二是你比他聪明
有一个女的在洗澡，这时她家里养的鹦鹉看见了就说道：看见了看见了。女子气道：再说拨光你的毛。过了几天，家里来了个光头客人，鹦鹉见了就说道：你也看见了？
这个客人就是在下，至于那个女的就是看了这个帖子不回的人或者是他的女友。
看了赶快回吧，这样就不会落在你的身上
笑一笑，忧郁少
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阳光口号；
全国的抑郁同胞们团结起来，组成全国抗郁统一战线。
阳光就是中国抗郁最高统帅部。 to Fei Wang
"continue bathing" this is my answer for that story
by eutgoeru Dear eutgoeru:
haha, that's one possiblity. Congratulations!
Now the question for the first story:
过了几天，家里来了个光头客人，鹦鹉见了就说道：你也看见了？ Dear kathy, 波波, 绿罗裙, 法国梧桐, huadongzhu, or whoever who knows English:
Please help me translate, thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dear eutgoeru:
Please help me, thanks!!!!!!!! Dear 梧桐: thanks for your wonderful translation!
现在，问题是：接下来会发生什么？ 这个都不知道啊？很简单的，我闯进去救人。因为她那个伪劣的热水器在不知不绝中把她自己给毒倒了，汗，时间就是生命，顾不了什么男女有别了，我赶快将门砸开，因为门口已经闻到了煤气味了，于是我破门而入，走进浴室。。。。。。。。。
到了医院医生说再晚5分钟就没救了
你们可别想歪了，人家在洗澡，我破门而入难道就是你们所想的？:evil: 我晕，我可是当代典型杰出青年啊，是为了救一条生命才，，，，，
至于我中间省略的还有事情的结尾，楼下的说下去，要讲的出人意料，又在情理之中。。。。。。。。
请展示出你的智慧吧 then two years passed, the girl became herself totally, she missed Xiong Fei so much since he saved her life two years ago, and xiong fei suddenly disapeared, nobody knows his whereabout, she asked all people when that accident occured, no clue at all, gradually she was depressed, she is very open-minded, it is supposed not she who got depressed, but that terrible accident triggered her depression...
Now my question is: where is Xiong Fei---ourHERO???? Xiong Fei is in the mental hospital!
Because the girl was depressed, she was so servious,and want to suicide.Our hero, Xiong Fei,had to send her to the mental hospital.The girl was so angry, She refused the doctors.
Now my question is: How Xiong Fei help the doctors to relieve her symptom? 哈哈。。。以上的两位真有趣！可怜的Xiong Fei ，你看得懂吗？要不要姐姐帮你？呵呵。。。 then two years passed, the girl became herself totally, she missed Xiong Fei so much since he saved her life two years ago, and xiong fei suddenly disapeared, nobody knows his whereabout, she asked all people when that accident occured, no clue at all, gradually she was depressed, she is very open-minded, it is supposed not she who got depressed, but that terrible accident triggered her depression...
Now my question is: where is Xiong Fei---ourHERO????
然后两年过去了，这个女孩的身体也完全康复了。她非常想念 Xiong Fei ，因为两年前是他救了她的命。而 Xiong Fei 却突然消失了，没有人知道他的下落。她问了当时在场的人，但没有任何线索。渐渐地，她抑郁了，本来她是一个很开朗的人，正常情况下是不可能抑郁的，但那次可怕的事故却使她抑郁了。。。
现在我的问题是：“我们的英雄 Xiong Fei 在哪呢？
ＰＳ：宋大哥，我如果有什么地方译得不对，任何时候你都不能包庇我，要不惜赐教啊，ＯＫ？ Xiong Fei is in the mental hospital!
Because the girl was depressed, she was so servious,and want to suicide.Our hero, Xiong Fei,had to send her to the mental hospital.The girl was so angry, She refused the doctors.
Now my question is: How Xiong Fei help the doctors to relieve her symptom?
Xiong Fei 在精神病院里！
因为那个女孩抑郁了，并且很严重，想自杀。我们的英雄 Xiong Fei 不得不送她去精神病院。而那个女孩很生气，她拒绝看病。
现在我的问题是： Xiong Fei 怎样帮医生们减轻她的病症呢？